Ssshhhhh! He's not an alien, he's just undocumented, and damnnnn, around here he's pretty scared just to go outside. If and when "they" catch him they have got a really long way to deport him back home. Won't you consider hiding him out at your place till all of this murlarkey blows over? Hubert would super appreciate it. He's just about 3" around or so. He doesn't take up much room, eats nothing—of consequence— and the scream is relatively silent. It's kinda patriotic, Look at it that way.
Ssshhhhh! He's not an alien, he's just undocumented, and damnnnn, around here he's pretty scared just to go outside. If and when "they" catch him they have got a really long way to deport him back home. Won't you consider hiding him out at your place till all of this murlarkey blows over? Hubert would super appreciate it. He's just about 3" around or so. He doesn't take up much room, eats nothing—of consequence— and the scream is relatively silent. It's kinda patriotic, Look at it that way.
